Sunday, July 26, 2009

The Artful Dodger is 36 and wears fluoro orange

Sarra lost her wallet at the train station, via it being stolen. We are sitting in the police station waiting room. The Spanish news is on. I have no idea what the fuck they're saying. The air conditioning is normal which is weird. There was an old lady dressed in a black coat on the airport transit bus. She was talking quietly to herself, like she was giving a speech, the whole time. She seemed like a cool person to be, because she was crazy and she wasn't sad. I want to be like her one day. It seems like being that kind of insane would be perfect.
We're still waiting to file our report, drinking our own sweat. Everyone in here looks normal, and not like criminals. There is a guy that has a T-shirt with 10 reasons why Barcelona is cool. I will give them to you:
  1. Easy drugs
  2. Beach tits
  3. Cheap bear
  4. La Ramblas jungle
  5. Scooter rides
  6. Rocking (?)
  7. The Fucking....(cannot read)

Couldn't read the rest from here.

There's a crying family of girls in here now. We're being called to go make our report.


  1. Easy drugs would be great after such a stressful situation like yours

  2. indeed. and beach tits. you can't go wrong with beach tits.